If you're bi and still single it's like playing on cross platform and still not getting into the server
Technically it's "buck" naked but "butt" naked makes a lot more sense.
The people who curate the internet and remove grotesque videos and images so the rest of us don’t have to watch it are the unsung heroes of the internet.
Most people will go around the sun more times in their life than around the Earth
Billionaires who use earth’s resources all suddenly being very interested in space travel is a much darker indication of how much is left on earth than we give credit to
Seeing all these people happily paying full price to eat under a rented tent in a filthy parking lot must have restaurants wondering why they spend so much money on fancy decor.
Before the creation of audio recordings, people probably didn’t know their voice sounded different than it did in their head.
An expert botanist says the reason indoor plants always die is either because they receive too much water or not enough water, which is probably the least helpful but most accurate piece of expert information one could get.
The only way to truly win at Monopoly is to agree not to play in the first place.
The pain of cooking bacon while topless has been experienced by far more men than women.
The only thing more revealing than someone’s browser history... is no browser history at all
If you're ever attacked by a bigfoot all you need to do is pull out a camera.