Men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get upset when women who don’t know them don’t want to talk to them.
People wish for a third arm to complete complicated tasks. but if we had three arms we would develop even more complicated tasks requiring a fourth arm.
Actors get most of the credit for famous lines in movies; while the writers who wrote the line doesn’t
If the ocean was clear people who are afraid of heights would never swim
When you’re in 1st Grade, 6th Graders looked like adults. Then when you’re in 7th Grade, seniors look like adults. Then you’re a senior and you realise you’re still a kid.
We spend 20 years of our life learning, to work for next 40 years so that we can afford to live out the next 20 years.
If parallel worlds really exist, then every movie is based on a true story
People will tell you to cut negative people out of your life and then get pissed when you stop hanging around them.
When you can’t go to sleep maybe it’s because the dream server is full and you need someone to wake up first
As a society, we’ve just decided vanilla is the opposite of chocolate.
Being given money for your birthday is the real life equivient of "Pass Go, receive $200".
Hakuna Matata is an elaborate plan to make Simba eat bugs instead of Timon and Pumba
Movies based on true stories make up the largest connected universe in the history of film.
Even if women "came with an instruction book" men wouldn't read it anyway
You cannot predict your next thought, because if you did, you’d already be thinking it.