Most spies probably aren't attractive since they would attract to much attention if they were
Even in the comic universe, Batman would rather punish those who commit crimes rather than help develop a system where crime is not necessary.
The Chrome Dinosaur game is the only game that lags when you're wifi gets better.
Those in power only care about your health if they can't tax it. Just look at cigarettes.
The person who makes the coffin doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't need it. The person who needs it, doesn't know they're using it.
If you can touch your door while on the loo, you're probably not rich
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A delivery company's ONLY job is to deliver your stuff, yet somehow they're one of the only businesses who can use "Woops, sorry, we lost it" as a commonly accepted excuse.
Doing nothing all day seems nice until you’ve actually done nothing all day and then wish you had.
If there's plenty of fish in the sea, dumping a girl with fake boobs is pollution.
Men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get upset when women who don’t know them don’t want to talk to them.
People wish for a third arm to complete complicated tasks. but if we had three arms we would develop even more complicated tasks requiring a fourth arm.
Actors get most of the credit for famous lines in movies; while the writers who wrote the line doesn’t
If the ocean was clear people who are afraid of heights would never swim
When you’re in 1st Grade, 6th Graders looked like adults. Then when you’re in 7th Grade, seniors look like adults. Then you’re a senior and you realise you’re still a kid.
We spend 20 years of our life learning, to work for next 40 years so that we can afford to live out the next 20 years.