The noises we make getting out of bed are a motivational battle cry to meet the oncoming day

Gender reveal parties are really genital reveal parties. Maybe if we start calling them that, they would stop.

People who were alive pre and post-internet are the generational "bridges" of mankind that got to exist in two radically different societies

Instead of stopping at each persons house, Amazon trucks could roll through the neighborhood playing a song and we’d all go running out to find them and get our stuff

Human Beings are the biggest procrastinators in history. We've been around for 2.5 million years but we only kinda remember the last 10,000 and only really started doing anything with ourselves over the last 2,000 and even that's not going great.

Not even Kanye could keep up with the Kardashians.

Getting stung by a bee is the ultimate "you're an asshole" signal. Bees die a painful death after using their stinger via a massive abdominal rupture. So if it was literally worth it for them to rip their lower body off to sting you, you were probably being an asshole.

If the average person was sent back to the 1200s with nothing but their wits, they wouldn't be able to build anything more advanced than what societies then had.

Wood is cellulose. Cellulose is a polysaccharide. Polysaccharides are complex sugars. Wood is candy and we live in candy houses

When Snoop Dogg gets older, there’s a possibility that the joint he rolls will be his knee

If vampires do not have a beating heart, then they cannot get erections

Lots of undiscovered species have probably been seen before... just not by people who could identify them.

At some point, you were probably the hottest person somebody had sex with.

Rejection is far easier to deal with than the fear of rejection.

Fake plants are made out of million year old real plants

If you can only afford Hulu with ads, you likely can’t afford the things that those ads are advertising, making the ads redundant

Cloning a human and raising them in many different households/cultures would finally tell us exactly what's nurture vs nature

It’s beautiful when you realize every atom in your body ultimately comes from exploded stars. We’re the universe looking back at itself.

Babies have probably had their shoes and socks put on in uncomfortable ways but haven't been able to let us know how miserable they are.

You’re just as famous as Vincent Van Gough was in his own lifetime.

If lab-grown meat really takes off, there is no limits on what kind of meat could be grown and marketed. Panda, elephant, only fans influencer...