Nothing hurts more than telling a joke or asking something and no one replies.
There must be millions of dead potted plants in empty office buildings all over the world.
"boy, oh boy" is for something good and "man, oh man" is for something bad.
Life on Earth is powered by a giant, ancient thermonuclear explosion that is too massive to even properly explode.
Looking in the mirror switches real life from 1st person to 3rd person view.
You know you're grown up when you notice childish behavior in your parents
Male to Female Trans people really missed an opportunity by not calling themselves "The X-Men"
Computer AI has gotten so advanced that it can determine our thinking patterns and recognize our voices and faces, but still can’t figure out which one of these pictures does not contain a boat
If he person who named the walkie talkie named everything else, we would not be able to take anything seriously.
The noises we make getting out of bed are a motivational battle cry to meet the oncoming day
Gender reveal parties are really genital reveal parties. Maybe if we start calling them that, they would stop.
People who were alive pre and post-internet are the generational "bridges" of mankind that got to exist in two radically different societies
Instead of stopping at each persons house, Amazon trucks could roll through the neighborhood playing a song and we’d all go running out to find them and get our stuff
Human Beings are the biggest procrastinators in history. We've been around for 2.5 million years but we only kinda remember the last 10,000 and only really started doing anything with ourselves over the last 2,000 and even that's not going great.
Getting stung by a bee is the ultimate "you're an asshole" signal. Bees die a painful death after using their stinger via a massive abdominal rupture. So if it was literally worth it for them to rip their lower body off to sting you, you were probably being an asshole.
If the average person was sent back to the 1200s with nothing but their wits, they wouldn't be able to build anything more advanced than what societies then had.
Wood is cellulose. Cellulose is a polysaccharide. Polysaccharides are complex sugars. Wood is candy and we live in candy houses
When Snoop Dogg gets older, there’s a possibility that the joint he rolls will be his knee
If vampires do not have a beating heart, then they cannot get erections
Lots of undiscovered species have probably been seen before... just not by people who could identify them.