When you walk on slippery surfaces, your brain turns on traction mode.
Everyone knows at least one person that causes you to question the validity of natural selection.
A successful dystopia is one that convinces it’s citizens that is, in fact, a utopia
You don’t remember the vast majority of your own life. All the sleeping, eating, and sitting around you do will add up to years of unretrievable memories
There’s probably amazing archeological discoveries that won’t ever be found because they’re under historical buildings.
You have a pretty short window in your life to meet a dog/cat that is older than you are.
Nothing hurts more than telling a joke or asking something and no one replies.
There must be millions of dead potted plants in empty office buildings all over the world.
"boy, oh boy" is for something good and "man, oh man" is for something bad.
Life on Earth is powered by a giant, ancient thermonuclear explosion that is too massive to even properly explode.
Looking in the mirror switches real life from 1st person to 3rd person view.
You know you're grown up when you notice childish behavior in your parents
Male to Female Trans people really missed an opportunity by not calling themselves "The X-Men"
Computer AI has gotten so advanced that it can determine our thinking patterns and recognize our voices and faces, but still can’t figure out which one of these pictures does not contain a boat
If he person who named the walkie talkie named everything else, we would not be able to take anything seriously.
The noises we make getting out of bed are a motivational battle cry to meet the oncoming day
Gender reveal parties are really genital reveal parties. Maybe if we start calling them that, they would stop.
People who were alive pre and post-internet are the generational "bridges" of mankind that got to exist in two radically different societies
Instead of stopping at each persons house, Amazon trucks could roll through the neighborhood playing a song and we’d all go running out to find them and get our stuff