If you want your dog to be small, don't bark, don't need to be walk, and eat a vegan diet, just get a rabbit.
Breaking Bad is 5-season-long commercial for life insurance and universal health care.
Television always shows actors drinking from empty cups and think we are too stupid to notice.
House hunters of the 80s were complaining about a lack of popcorn ceilings.
Being attracted to someone who wears glasses is the one fetish for the physically impaired that's socially acceptable.
If women had been more able to contribute to society back in the day then the world would have probably advanced about 50% faster.
Bill Murray earned the career that Chevy Chase thought he was entitled to.
If you constantly feel like the smartest person in the room, you are either a narcissist or you need to find a new room.
Telling people that you're an award-winning author loses all credibility when you reveal that you won your awards here.
Evolution completely got wrong losing your baby teeth at such an early age when you could really use new teeth as an adult
The Hobbit trilogy can be described as ”butter scraped over too much bread”
Couples will have fun arguments about who loves the other more; but the day they find out who really does is usually when the relationship ends.
Letting go of a loved one is hard but sometimes it’s the only way to survive a horrible boating accident.
When you walk on slippery surfaces, your brain turns on traction mode.
Everyone knows at least one person that causes you to question the validity of natural selection.
A successful dystopia is one that convinces it’s citizens that is, in fact, a utopia
You don’t remember the vast majority of your own life. All the sleeping, eating, and sitting around you do will add up to years of unretrievable memories
There’s probably amazing archeological discoveries that won’t ever be found because they’re under historical buildings.