Assuming humans evolved from apes and lost all their hair in the process, humans who are bald have ascended to a next level of human evolution.
Since Enderman take damage from water, licking an Enderman would hurt them.
In zombie TV shows and movies, wrecked cars never have airbags deployed.
In 50 years, the internet will be filled with a lot of dead peoples' profiles.
Many people mistake repressing their emotions for keeping a positive mindset.
By setting an alarm you are literally manipulating reality such that a specific future occurs that is directly entangled with your actions
If chess is a sport, then chess players are technically professional athletes
If you want your dog to be small, don't bark, don't need to be walk, and eat a vegan diet, just get a rabbit.
Breaking Bad is 5-season-long commercial for life insurance and universal health care.
Television always shows actors drinking from empty cups and think we are too stupid to notice.
House hunters of the 80s were complaining about a lack of popcorn ceilings.
Being attracted to someone who wears glasses is the one fetish for the physically impaired that's socially acceptable.
If women had been more able to contribute to society back in the day then the world would have probably advanced about 50% faster.
Bill Murray earned the career that Chevy Chase thought he was entitled to.
If you constantly feel like the smartest person in the room, you are either a narcissist or you need to find a new room.
Telling people that you're an award-winning author loses all credibility when you reveal that you won your awards here.
Evolution completely got wrong losing your baby teeth at such an early age when you could really use new teeth as an adult
The Hobbit trilogy can be described as ”butter scraped over too much bread”