Modern tractors use medieval technology(plowing), powered by industrial-age technology(internal combustion), guided by 21st century technology(GPS) to complete the world’s second oldest job.
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Humanity is on a quest to get itself to behave properly before it kills itself due to its bad behavior
State farm could probably offer even better rates to everyone if the company wasn't spending so much money on multiple celebrities in the commercials.
Approximately 108 billion humans have lived on Planet Earth in totality. 100 billion didn’t make it out alive.
It seems like whenever you clip your fingernails you are quickly confronted with a task that would have been way easier to accomplish if you had longer nails
Putting your phone down is the ultimate compliment to a TV show or movie.
When immortality is a thing, some jobs will require a thousand years of experience
Rupert Grint sounds more like a Harry Potter character than Ron Weasley.
The only difference between holding a ball in your hands and doing a handstand is the size of the ball.
When it comes to media, we allow death and murder in children's shows, but a nipple requires an R rating. As humans we have decided seeing a human body without clothes on will corrupt us, but taking lives and evil crimes will not.
Room-temperature water tastes warm, but room-temperature food tastes cold
We never really appreciate or think about how we are living in possibly the safest era in history
Dwarf is both a fantasy species and a genetic condition,meaning that at least once a Dwarf Dwarf was born.
Assuming humans evolved from apes and lost all their hair in the process, humans who are bald have ascended to a next level of human evolution.
Since Enderman take damage from water, licking an Enderman would hurt them.
In zombie TV shows and movies, wrecked cars never have airbags deployed.
In 50 years, the internet will be filled with a lot of dead peoples' profiles.