Pay phones were removed to prevent anyone from exiting the Matrix...

Every single person you’ve interacted with has a different perspective and view of who you are.

when someone stands on the left of you, they are technically standing thousands of miles RIGHT from you.

5 is the most even feeling odd number

Luke Skywalker never did pick up those power converters

It's likely the human race will only ever refer to the dinosaurs as ending "65 million years ago"

Batman could prevent more crime by investing money into Arkham Asylum security measures.

Everybody wants to die happy, but when they're happy, nobody wants to die.

You are one in a million really needs to be updated to one in a billion

Companies ask for 2 week notices to quit a job, but don't offer any notice when letting you go.

Countless different versions of yourself exist in the minds of everyone who's ever met you

The first OnlyFans model to produce content in zero-gravity is going to actually have men looking at her nudes only for scientific purposes.

Don't use the restroom in your dreams. It's a set up.

That small period between almost falling asleep and completely falling asleep is pure bliss.

Everyone commits petty crimes sooner or later and most get way with it no harm no foul, but poverty attracts cops so poor people end up getting caught for something everyone does.

Archeology is socially acceptable grave robbing

Masturbation is one of the most shared past times of humanity.

The “leave Brittany alone” person was right

House flies have existed far longer than houses.

Constantly having your hope raised by the recording telling you that you are still on hold is way more annoying than just being on hold in the first place

There are no saggy tits in space.