If Bruce Wayne had invested his billions in improving Gotham’s infrastructure, access to education, and living conditions in low income areas, he probably wouldn’t have needed to invent Batman.
Every single person you’ve interacted with has a different perspective and view of who you are.
when someone stands on the left of you, they are technically standing thousands of miles RIGHT from you.
It's likely the human race will only ever refer to the dinosaurs as ending "65 million years ago"
Batman could prevent more crime by investing money into Arkham Asylum security measures.
Everybody wants to die happy, but when they're happy, nobody wants to die.
You are one in a million really needs to be updated to one in a billion
Companies ask for 2 week notices to quit a job, but don't offer any notice when letting you go.
Countless different versions of yourself exist in the minds of everyone who's ever met you
The first OnlyFans model to produce content in zero-gravity is going to actually have men looking at her nudes only for scientific purposes.
That small period between almost falling asleep and completely falling asleep is pure bliss.
Everyone commits petty crimes sooner or later and most get way with it no harm no foul, but poverty attracts cops so poor people end up getting caught for something everyone does.