Augmented reality becoming part of regular life sounds cool until you realise that there will be ads everywhere and potentially be forced to watch 3D ads
With the amount of guys in the world, it is very likely that anytime you jerk off, you are jerking in sync with another guy.
You don't understand "You won't understand until you're older" until you're older
There is no such thing as shark infested waters; they fucking live there. That's like saying you found a human infested condominium.
The amount of Batman sightings in a neighborhood in Gotham probably has an effect on the value of properties and rent.
A million seconds ago, it was April 15th, 2021; a billion seconds ago, the USSR was still around; a trillion seconds ago, ancient humans were making cave paintings.
Some people believe those that blink when others pretend to hit them are weak and cowardly, but that actually indicates their brain is smart enough to protect their eyes when danger approaches their face.
If Bruce Wayne had invested his billions in improving Gotham’s infrastructure, access to education, and living conditions in low income areas, he probably wouldn’t have needed to invent Batman.
Every single person you’ve interacted with has a different perspective and view of who you are.
when someone stands on the left of you, they are technically standing thousands of miles RIGHT from you.
It's likely the human race will only ever refer to the dinosaurs as ending "65 million years ago"
Batman could prevent more crime by investing money into Arkham Asylum security measures.
Everybody wants to die happy, but when they're happy, nobody wants to die.
You are one in a million really needs to be updated to one in a billion
Companies ask for 2 week notices to quit a job, but don't offer any notice when letting you go.