The generation that wanted to ban Harry Potter is mad that their children are getting offended by everything.
You can get arrested for peeing in front of other people and then you will be forced to pee in front of other people.
When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics
Somebody in the Andromeda galaxy probably has a badass photo of the Milky Way.
The world is so much better when people connect over their love of something rather than their hate for something
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You don’t start making Dad jokes because you’re suddenly no longer “with it”... you start making Dad jokes because you’re finally old enough, and confident enough to not care if you look silly to make someone smile.
If Apple made cars, they would probably use a different fuel filler and force you to use their gas stations.
Photoshop is so successful that it became a nickname for an entire industry
In the future, we wont be colorizing pictures, we will be removing the filters.
Augmented reality becoming part of regular life sounds cool until you realise that there will be ads everywhere and potentially be forced to watch 3D ads
With the amount of guys in the world, it is very likely that anytime you jerk off, you are jerking in sync with another guy.
You don't understand "You won't understand until you're older" until you're older
There is no such thing as shark infested waters; they fucking live there. That's like saying you found a human infested condominium.
The amount of Batman sightings in a neighborhood in Gotham probably has an effect on the value of properties and rent.
A million seconds ago, it was April 15th, 2021; a billion seconds ago, the USSR was still around; a trillion seconds ago, ancient humans were making cave paintings.
Some people believe those that blink when others pretend to hit them are weak and cowardly, but that actually indicates their brain is smart enough to protect their eyes when danger approaches their face.