If Mars ever does get colonized it will eventually have its own accent
We have a bunch Wi-Fi connected smart appliances but no one makes a microwave that can send you a text when it's done instead of beeping like an asshole.
"Don't judge a book by it's cover" is offensive to people who's job it is to design book covers
Future generations are going to dumbfounded that we used up most of our limited supply of helium (a very useful element) filling up colorful rubber bags and letting them float away
As you get older, peer pressure turns from more serious issues into seeing your neighbours putting up their Christmas Lights and mowing their lawns
The moral of the Tortoise and the Hare is not “slow and steady wins the race”. It’s “don’t blow your lead by showboating”.
The biggest irony of catcalling is that women would wear less if men didn’t do it
Onions are the bass players of your meals: You don't notice when they're present, you notice immediately when they're absent.
Human intelligence seems almost completely without limit. In both directions.
You can beat cancer as many times as you can, but cancer only has to win once.
As you grow up, your fear of ghosts at night is slowly replaced by robbers and burglaries.
We make things intended for multiple uses, like clothing, out if materials that break down over a few years, while we make things intended for only a single use out of materials that take thousands of years to break down.
Cats and dogs deserve way more credit than humans give them. While they have to endure their owners constantly talking, arguing, crying, singing, etc.with no breaks from it, humans will do whatever it takes to get their cat or dog to be quiet after just a few barks or meows.
We must have missed so many songs that could have been our favorite, because the intro is completely different from the main song
Almost every person who comes to fix something at your house says that the last person who worked on it didn’t have any idea what he was doing.