In the future, when interstellar travel is practical, nerds with a lot of money are going to be riding around in fully functional replicas of the Millennium Falcon or the U.S.S. Enterprise
You know your old when you clean your house to the music you use to get drunk too.
If money doesn't buy happiness, you're probably not spending it right.
If you had 3 wishes, wish for a notebook with infinite pages, wish everything you write in the book to be true, then free the genie. Simple.
In the Marvel universe its amazing there is so much crime in New York, considering nearly every block has its own superhero
There are likely many people who don’t know they’re depressed and believe they are ‘occasionally sad’.
Any website that makes you click through a slideshow to find the symptoms of a heart attack prioritizes money over people's lives.
Money may not make you happy, but the lack of it definitely makes you unhappy
A lot of people are barely smart enough to make toast but have no problem making babies
A vampire can always afford cool gothic clothing and leather jackets despite not having held a job in centuries.
The IKEA effect (you like something better if you helped create it) also applies to children.
We struggle to keep the grass alive and the dandelions dead; clearly we have chosen the wrong preferred plant.
The people that decided a 5 day working week was the norm could have just as easily decided on a 4 day working week, and we would have all been better off
Your level is your age, your health bar is your lifestyle, your mana is your mental and spiritual health, and your talents and hobbies are your stats.
Without bees the world would go to hell; without humans it would more than likely flourish.
Not having kids would probably reduce your carbon footprint more than any other choice you could make.
The number of people who have masturbated during work has probably increased drastically over the last year.
A pregnancy test is the only socially acceptable situation where it is ok to share with a group something that you peed on....