It's important to work hard your whole life so that when you retire you can afford the treatment to deal with the mental and physical pain caused by a lifetime of hard work
Screaming "CALM DOWN" at someone has to be ‘bout the most counterproductive way of going about achieving that desired outcome.
Police are not a replacement for common decency. Citizens need to do their part, too.
If we were immortal, we would probably search for the fountain of death instead of the fountain of youth.
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A sperm cell has 760 megabytes of DNA data. Sex then is a data transfer of 200,000 terabytes.
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People who label two photos of the same coffin "poor people" and "rich people" implying everyone ends up in the same place have no idea how much funerals cost.
In the future, when interstellar travel is practical, nerds with a lot of money are going to be riding around in fully functional replicas of the Millennium Falcon or the U.S.S. Enterprise
You know your old when you clean your house to the music you use to get drunk too.
If money doesn't buy happiness, you're probably not spending it right.
If you had 3 wishes, wish for a notebook with infinite pages, wish everything you write in the book to be true, then free the genie. Simple.
In the Marvel universe its amazing there is so much crime in New York, considering nearly every block has its own superhero
There are likely many people who don’t know they’re depressed and believe they are ‘occasionally sad’.
Any website that makes you click through a slideshow to find the symptoms of a heart attack prioritizes money over people's lives.
Money may not make you happy, but the lack of it definitely makes you unhappy
A lot of people are barely smart enough to make toast but have no problem making babies
A vampire can always afford cool gothic clothing and leather jackets despite not having held a job in centuries.
The IKEA effect (you like something better if you helped create it) also applies to children.