Cumming is so effective at changing a persons mood, that life had to implement a cool down timer onto it; as to not make life too enjoyable.
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When you buy a half of sandwich from the store you are sharing a meal with a complete stranger
Two people could be born at the exact same moment but have a different birthdate depending on their timezones.
It's ironic that the Great Wall was built to keep outsiders out, but became a tourist attraction.
It's important to work hard your whole life so that when you retire you can afford the treatment to deal with the mental and physical pain caused by a lifetime of hard work
Screaming "CALM DOWN" at someone has to be ‘bout the most counterproductive way of going about achieving that desired outcome.
Police are not a replacement for common decency. Citizens need to do their part, too.
If we were immortal, we would probably search for the fountain of death instead of the fountain of youth.
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A sperm cell has 760 megabytes of DNA data. Sex then is a data transfer of 200,000 terabytes.
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People who label two photos of the same coffin "poor people" and "rich people" implying everyone ends up in the same place have no idea how much funerals cost.
In the future, when interstellar travel is practical, nerds with a lot of money are going to be riding around in fully functional replicas of the Millennium Falcon or the U.S.S. Enterprise
You know your old when you clean your house to the music you use to get drunk too.
If money doesn't buy happiness, you're probably not spending it right.
If you had 3 wishes, wish for a notebook with infinite pages, wish everything you write in the book to be true, then free the genie. Simple.
In the Marvel universe its amazing there is so much crime in New York, considering nearly every block has its own superhero
There are likely many people who don’t know they’re depressed and believe they are ‘occasionally sad’.