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If you are a famous spy then you are terrible at your job.
Abusing a Human is still technically Animal Abuse.
If all vehicles on the road are autonomous, no traffic laws will be broken. Therefore, cities will lose a major source of revenue.
It’s funny that pirates always went around searching for treasure and they never realised that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating along the way...
We could teach crows to pick up small pieces of trash in exchange for food. Have β€œcrow vending machines” around the city.
Getting caught robbing a restaurant can get you years of free meals.
You rarely hear from people who are deeply satisfied in life, probably because they don't feel the need to seek attention and/or tell everybody
The fattest, laziest, most professional way to eat a pizza is to put the box on your lap backwards, open the lid and use it as a bib by tucking it under your chin while you eat.
When a boss does the least amount of work possible for the maximum payment possible, it's considered a smart business move. When an employee does the same, it's considered lazy.
Most natural born citizens would fail their own countries citizenship test.
Cumming is so effective at changing a persons mood, that life had to implement a cool down timer onto it; as to not make life too enjoyable.
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Your dog probably hates school or work more than you do
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Having a kid ultimately makes you responsible for their death
When you buy a half of sandwich from the store you are sharing a meal with a complete stranger
The ability to ask for help is an enormously unrated skill.
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Two people could be born at the exact same moment but have a different birthdate depending on their timezones.
It's ironic that the Great Wall was built to keep outsiders out, but became a tourist attraction.
It's important to work hard your whole life so that when you retire you can afford the treatment to deal with the mental and physical pain caused by a lifetime of hard work
Screaming "CALM DOWN" at someone has to be β€˜bout the most counterproductive way of going about achieving that desired outcome.
The biggest criminals write the laws rather than break them
Police are not a replacement for common decency. Citizens need to do their part, too.