You don’t get to tell other people to mind their own business when you broadcast your decisions on social media.
The main difference between a dog toy and a baby toy is who plays with it first.
It is a possibility that sleeping is the default human state and we only wake up to gather information for more dreams
The reason dads worry about their teenage daughters is because they remember being teenage boys and young men.
Most numbers between 0 and one billion have never been said out loud before
You are a few years-old machine, run by some millenia-old software, written in a billions-old code.
You never start to see yourself as old, young people just seem younger. When you're 12, a 22-year-old is obviously an adult, but when you're 40, that's somebody's kid. When you're 90, the world is run by self-important toddlers.
Lilo and Stitch hits different when you start relating more to Nani than to Lilo
Sometimes you're so angry for no reason that you start imagining hypothetical situations that would absolutely piss you off if they really happened, and then get mad about it.
People that tip waiters give greater percentages of their networth than billionaires that donate money to charities
The hardest debates to win are often not against the people that are most knowledgeable, but against the people with the least knowledge on the subject
People celebrating they “successfully got in” a graduate school program don’t realize the most difficult part is to “successfully get out” of a graduate school program
If you watch Groundhog Day backwards it's about a friendly man who relives the same day over and over again until he becomes a cynical, narcissistic weather reporter.
If professional sports teams could only recruit from their city/state there would probably be a lot more invested in local community programs.
If all vehicles on the road are autonomous, no traffic laws will be broken. Therefore, cities will lose a major source of revenue.