There have probably been a terrifyingly sad number of people who had amazing ideas throughout history who never got around to sharing them simply because they were bad at marketing.
Shrek is a movie that is all about don’t judge someone by the way they look. Yet they always make fun of Lord Farquadds height.
You can join the Army when you are 16 but you have to be 18 to play COD
If we had an absolute guarantee that an afterlife existed, a lot more people would kill themselves to get there.
You don’t get to tell other people to mind their own business when you broadcast your decisions on social media.
The main difference between a dog toy and a baby toy is who plays with it first.
It is a possibility that sleeping is the default human state and we only wake up to gather information for more dreams
The reason dads worry about their teenage daughters is because they remember being teenage boys and young men.
Most numbers between 0 and one billion have never been said out loud before
You are a few years-old machine, run by some millenia-old software, written in a billions-old code.
You never start to see yourself as old, young people just seem younger. When you're 12, a 22-year-old is obviously an adult, but when you're 40, that's somebody's kid. When you're 90, the world is run by self-important toddlers.
Lilo and Stitch hits different when you start relating more to Nani than to Lilo
Sometimes you're so angry for no reason that you start imagining hypothetical situations that would absolutely piss you off if they really happened, and then get mad about it.
People that tip waiters give greater percentages of their networth than billionaires that donate money to charities
The hardest debates to win are often not against the people that are most knowledgeable, but against the people with the least knowledge on the subject
People celebrating they “successfully got in” a graduate school program don’t realize the most difficult part is to “successfully get out” of a graduate school program
If you watch Groundhog Day backwards it's about a friendly man who relives the same day over and over again until he becomes a cynical, narcissistic weather reporter.