Spending 2 seconds to pick up a quarter off the floor is the same pay rate as $450/hr job

Grumpy dads that love the pet they didn’t want are only grumpy because they’ve loved and lost pets before and don’t want to feel that pain again.

A small fart in 0 gravity conditions can propel you across the universe

Insecurity has its benefits. People who never uploaded a picture of themselves on social media are probably very happy after finding out about the growing privacy issues.

Guns can refer to biceps, which are on your arm, and arm is another word for gun

There are more people obsessed with the country of Japan than there are people actually living there.

The most effective anti homeless architecture is a house.

The ability to not worry about what people think of you is priceless.

It's crazy that lego have not developed big bricks that you could build an actual human sized house out of.

People who tend to write long or cultivated posts on social media about their own intelligence and not having a 'sheep' mindset are some of the least intelligent and most led people to ever exist.

People who "slept like a baby" actually shat themselves, woke up every 2 hours and cried their lives out.

It's interesting how we feel sad for people who have died, even though the dead person is no longer suffering whatsoever. The only people who suffer after a death are those who miss the person.

Pacman eats pills to make the ghosts dissapear

There have probably been a terrifyingly sad number of people who had amazing ideas throughout history who never got around to sharing them simply because they were bad at marketing.

Shrek is a movie that is all about don’t judge someone by the way they look. Yet they always make fun of Lord Farquadds height.

You can join the Army when you are 16 but you have to be 18 to play COD

If we had an absolute guarantee that an afterlife existed, a lot more people would kill themselves to get there.

The alarm clock probably is the most hated vital component of society.

You don’t get to tell other people to mind their own business when you broadcast your decisions on social media.

The main difference between a dog toy and a baby toy is who plays with it first.

It is a possibility that sleeping is the default human state and we only wake up to gather information for more dreams