The issue isn't that companies need to make money, it's that they keep greedily grasping for every cent possible. We don't hate companies making money, we hate them damning their products in pursuit of it.
When a painting is next level it is compared to a photo and when a photo is next level it is compared to a painting.
If the Kansas City Chiefs renamed themselves to the Kansas City Archeologists then they could still play at Arrowhead Stadium.
The entire plot of breaking bad could have been avoided if Walter had life insurance.
A man on his patio with binoculars is a pervert. A man on his patio with binoculars and a book about birds is enjoying a fine hobby.
'Sleep like a baby' is a weird expression because babies wake up a lot
Media has desensitized us to human skulls so much that if we saw a real one on the ground, we probably wouldn’t even consider it being real.
If one person tailgates you, they’re a douchebag. If there’s a whole line of cars tailgating you, you’re probably the douchebag
As a parent, the day your child starts remembering more than 5 minutes ago, it's all over.
Smoke machines can create smoke whether you use it perfectly or if you use it terribly, horribly wrong
Cooking dragon meat would probably require an insanely high temperature
A new definition of "zoomer" could be the generation who finished their school on Zoom meeting
The only reason Cheerios lowers cholesterol is that if you eat them for breakfast you probably aren't having eggs or bacon.
Millenials are the last generation of people who spent a good portion of their lifetimes in the pre-technological crazed world before smartphones, social media, WiFi, and other stuff were created.
You get pissed at your alarm for doing its job and also when it doesn't