Peter Parker is technically a model,since he sells pictures of himself for a living.
In "The Little Mermaid", the stairs in King Triton's palace are thoroughly useless.
It’s strange to think that soon people will refer to the ‘20s as in the 2020s and not the 1920s
Sleeping with pets and having audiobooks read as you fall asleep isn't that far separated from stuffed animals and bedtime stories...
Had Romeo and Juliet not killed themselves, they probably would have ended up divorced in a few years anyways.
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People sentenced to house arrest last year really lucked out timing wise
Superheroes are lucky that every threat to humanity speaks fluent English
There has been a significant number of medicinal breakthroughs for mice, but none of them have been shared with the general mouse population.
Some people can't get enough sleep because they're stressed out about not getting enough sleep.
If People fact checked and analysed each bit of news/statements as much as they did on April 1st, then our society wouldn't be suffering from the problem of Fake News and misinformation.
Windshield wipers would work better if they were built like radio volume knobs. It'd be better to choose the correct rate of wipey-ness rather than be stuck between weak sauce and fury rage...
Old people are cranky because their friends and family are mostly dead and the world is run by babies.
The person who discovered the blue whale, the largest animal ever to have existed, really thought the colour was the really interesting part about it
Being heavily interested in sports is as nerdy as being heavily interested in Dungeons and Dragons
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Dora isn't an explorer because she only visits the mapped places in her map.
Your favorite song randomly playing from your playlist is way more satisfactory than selecting to play the same song.
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