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Out of everything we could’ve learned from Dogs we learned a sex position.
It’s strange how depicting the creation of a human is considered more taboo than depicting the destruction of one
Your legs are your biggest supporters
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If there were a big red button placed next to a nuclear bomb in the middle of Times Square in New York City with a sign that says the nuke will detonate once pressed someone would still push it
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It's worse to have an uninformed opinion than to not have one at all
If all gay people are sent to hell, then Satan is probably gay too.
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People in car commercials some how live in cities with zero traffic
Peter Parker is technically a model,since he sells pictures of himself for a living.
In "The Little Mermaid", the stairs in King Triton's palace are thoroughly useless.
It’s strange to think that soon people will refer to the β€˜20s as in the 2020s and not the 1920s
Sleeping with pets and having audiobooks read as you fall asleep isn't that far separated from stuffed animals and bedtime stories...
Had Romeo and Juliet not killed themselves, they probably would have ended up divorced in a few years anyways.
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If you drew a dick on a vampires face they would never find out.
People sentenced to house arrest last year really lucked out timing wise
Superheroes are lucky that every threat to humanity speaks fluent English
There has been a significant number of medicinal breakthroughs for mice, but none of them have been shared with the general mouse population.
You probably did some weird shit in other people's dreams.
Some people can't get enough sleep because they're stressed out about not getting enough sleep.
If People fact checked and analysed each bit of news/statements as much as they did on April 1st, then our society wouldn't be suffering from the problem of Fake News and misinformation.
Windshield wipers would work better if they were built like radio volume knobs. It'd be better to choose the correct rate of wipey-ness rather than be stuck between weak sauce and fury rage...