Because 90% of laugh tracks were made in 1950s the majority of laughtracks are full of dead people
Some future archaeologist is going to dig up a hard drive, plug it in, and get Rick rolled.
Companies would probably care more about depression if they realized that they lose 23 billion dollars annually in lost productivity due to it.
As you grow older the idea of having sex all night becomes more and more unappealing.
Out of everything we couldβve learned from Dogs we learned a sex position.
Itβs strange how depicting the creation of a human is considered more taboo than depicting the destruction of one
If there were a big red button placed next to a nuclear bomb in the middle of Times Square in New York City with a sign that says the nuke will detonate once pressed someone would still push it
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It's worse to have an uninformed opinion than to not have one at all
If all gay people are sent to hell, then Satan is probably gay too.
α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄α΄Κα΄Κκ± α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄ ΙͺΙ΄ΚΚα΄α΄α΄
ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄κ° α΄Ι΄α΄α΄‘Κα΄α΄
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People in car commercials some how live in cities with zero traffic
Peter Parker is technically a model,since he sells pictures of himself for a living.
In "The Little Mermaid", the stairs in King Triton's palace are thoroughly useless.
Itβs strange to think that soon people will refer to the β20s as in the 2020s and not the 1920s
Sleeping with pets and having audiobooks read as you fall asleep isn't that far separated from stuffed animals and bedtime stories...
Had Romeo and Juliet not killed themselves, they probably would have ended up divorced in a few years anyways.
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