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If every NBA player wore tap shoes for just one game it would probably sound like pure chaos.
Cars need a loud and a soft horn sound. The softer one for โ€œhey Buddy, put your phone down, the light is greenโ€ and the normal, loud one for those โ€œ$&@#* YOU!โ€ moments.
Your brain knows where every major organ in your body is yet it doesn't tell you when you really need to know such as during a test
If companies continue to work people longer hours for less and less money, no one will have disposable income to spend on the products and services companies offer.
Mushrooms range from pizza topping to death
since kidney stones are made of solidified urine, they are peenuts
Because 90% of laugh tracks were made in 1950s the majority of laughtracks are full of dead people
Some future archaeologist is going to dig up a hard drive, plug it in, and get Rick rolled.
Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies
Companies would probably care more about depression if they realized that they lose 23 billion dollars annually in lost productivity due to it.
There are more numbers than there are things to count
As you grow older the idea of having sex all night becomes more and more unappealing.
Out of everything we couldโ€™ve learned from Dogs we learned a sex position.
Itโ€™s strange how depicting the creation of a human is considered more taboo than depicting the destruction of one
Your legs are your biggest supporters
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If there were a big red button placed next to a nuclear bomb in the middle of Times Square in New York City with a sign that says the nuke will detonate once pressed someone would still push it
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It's worse to have an uninformed opinion than to not have one at all
If all gay people are sent to hell, then Satan is probably gay too.
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People in car commercials some how live in cities with zero traffic
Peter Parker is technically a model,since he sells pictures of himself for a living.