If you manage a 12 hour drive, people will praise your effort and stamina behind the wheel, but if you play GTA for 12 hours you're just considered lazy
A person that is constantly exceeding expectations is never exceeding expectations since they are always expected to exceeds expectations.
Having a mute character in a cartoon series really saves on the voice acting budget.
Artificial Intelligence doesn't need to attack us Terminator style. It only needs to divide us further and we will do the dirty work for it, clearly.
If Earth has a community of people that believe the Earth is flat then Asgard probably has a community of Asgardians that believe Asgard is round.
Schools preach mental health awareness to their students, when in reality they are the catalysts of most students mental health problems.
"No shirt, No shoes, No service!" Makes a bold assumption that someone is going to wear pants.
The Teen Titans have 2 members named after birds that have nothing to do with birds, but the one member that can turn into a bird isn't named after one.
If every NBA player wore tap shoes for just one game it would probably sound like pure chaos.
Cars need a loud and a soft horn sound. The softer one for “hey Buddy, put your phone down, the light is green” and the normal, loud one for those “$&@#* YOU!” moments.
Your brain knows where every major organ in your body is yet it doesn't tell you when you really need to know such as during a test
If companies continue to work people longer hours for less and less money, no one will have disposable income to spend on the products and services companies offer.
Because 90% of laugh tracks were made in 1950s the majority of laughtracks are full of dead people
Some future archaeologist is going to dig up a hard drive, plug it in, and get Rick rolled.
Companies would probably care more about depression if they realized that they lose 23 billion dollars annually in lost productivity due to it.
As you grow older the idea of having sex all night becomes more and more unappealing.