Since molecules constantly vibrate, vibrators vibrate even when turned off
It's only when we bump our toes into something do we realise the huge amount of force our body moves with.
Humans refuse to acknowledge that humans are the cause of most of our own problems.
In families with multiple siblings, usually one sibling gets to go to every siblings funeral, and one sibling doesn’t get to go to any siblings funeral.
Probably a huge portion of the "men rarely get compliments" problem is that any type of kindness from women is too often misconceived as romantic or sexual interest, and for some reason complimenting your guy friends as a guy is not done
You don’t buy water, you rent it, drink it, return it, It’s cleaned, and sold again.
We suffer more in our mind's than we ever do in real life. Worrying is a wasted emotion.
"www" is the acronym for "world wide web" but it uses 3x as many syllables
The people who complain that a meeting could've just been an email would never read said e-mails
If you manage a 12 hour drive, people will praise your effort and stamina behind the wheel, but if you play GTA for 12 hours you're just considered lazy
A person that is constantly exceeding expectations is never exceeding expectations since they are always expected to exceeds expectations.
Having a mute character in a cartoon series really saves on the voice acting budget.
Artificial Intelligence doesn't need to attack us Terminator style. It only needs to divide us further and we will do the dirty work for it, clearly.
If Earth has a community of people that believe the Earth is flat then Asgard probably has a community of Asgardians that believe Asgard is round.
Schools preach mental health awareness to their students, when in reality they are the catalysts of most students mental health problems.
"No shirt, No shoes, No service!" Makes a bold assumption that someone is going to wear pants.
The Teen Titans have 2 members named after birds that have nothing to do with birds, but the one member that can turn into a bird isn't named after one.
If every NBA player wore tap shoes for just one game it would probably sound like pure chaos.
Cars need a loud and a soft horn sound. The softer one for “hey Buddy, put your phone down, the light is green” and the normal, loud one for those “$&@#* YOU!” moments.
Your brain knows where every major organ in your body is yet it doesn't tell you when you really need to know such as during a test