If someone offered to pay your food and rent for the next eighteen years you would probably be really grateful and do anything for them. Yet you probably complained about doing chores when your parents asked you to.
The power puff girls are made of mostly sugar and spice, therefore you can theoretically ferment them into alcohol.
After a certain point in life your friends are no longer limited to the people that are the same age as you, instead they are people who are at a similar phase in life as you.
If we lay a thick 10 mile long wet noodle on the ground and let it dry, we can use a few drones to carefully lift it off the ground and see the slight curvature of earth to finally disprove flat earthers without using complex science.
We would probably take better care of ourselves if our body had a detailed organwise health bar.
Since molecules constantly vibrate, vibrators vibrate even when turned off
It's only when we bump our toes into something do we realise the huge amount of force our body moves with.
Humans refuse to acknowledge that humans are the cause of most of our own problems.
In families with multiple siblings, usually one sibling gets to go to every siblings funeral, and one sibling doesn’t get to go to any siblings funeral.
Probably a huge portion of the "men rarely get compliments" problem is that any type of kindness from women is too often misconceived as romantic or sexual interest, and for some reason complimenting your guy friends as a guy is not done
You don’t buy water, you rent it, drink it, return it, It’s cleaned, and sold again.
We suffer more in our mind's than we ever do in real life. Worrying is a wasted emotion.
"www" is the acronym for "world wide web" but it uses 3x as many syllables
The people who complain that a meeting could've just been an email would never read said e-mails
If you manage a 12 hour drive, people will praise your effort and stamina behind the wheel, but if you play GTA for 12 hours you're just considered lazy
A person that is constantly exceeding expectations is never exceeding expectations since they are always expected to exceeds expectations.
Having a mute character in a cartoon series really saves on the voice acting budget.
Artificial Intelligence doesn't need to attack us Terminator style. It only needs to divide us further and we will do the dirty work for it, clearly.
If Earth has a community of people that believe the Earth is flat then Asgard probably has a community of Asgardians that believe Asgard is round.