Surrounding yourself with people who ignore you makes you feel more alone than if you were just by yourself
About 90% of people would knowingly choose an app that takes all their personal data over one that costs $10/year.
Your pet cat would probably kill you if you were 5x times smaller than it.
Your favorite songs sound better the longer you haven't listen to them.
Somewhere on planet Earth, there probably exists someone whose heart pumps in the same instance & rhythm as you.
Burgers are considered junkfood but if you deconstruct it, it has bread, meat, cheese, and vegetables. A balanced diet.
With all the Zoom classes going in, the members of the young generation really are Zoomers.
People who are bad at spelling probably have more secure passwords.
Someday you'll buy a product with an expiration date that outlives you.
All man made laws are imaginary and have no existence outside of our minds.
We all need to pay respects to the first dog to eat chocolate. His death, and the knowledge it provided, has saved countless dog lives.
When the banana bread gets moldy, you’ve wasted the bananas twice.
If you see an aquarium in an action movie, those fish are gonna die.
If there was an award for the unluckiest person in the world, it would always go to the wrong person.
2520 is the first number divisible by 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, & 1
Your anus is an extremely smart muscle, always working while running , driving , swimming , knowing which farts to let out and which ones could be poo , its constantly in a state of " yep...yep...no...yep...nope...NOPE!"
Tom and Jerry were probably named like that because the Tommys (British) and Jerrys (Germans) were battling when the TV show was made
A glass is half full if you were pouring into it, and half empty if you were drinking from it