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If lightsabers existed, the amount of amputees would skyrocket
people would rather try learning ever bit of lore an history from a fictional universe then our own history.
If water isn’t a human right, then you have no right to live, it’s a privilege
Rats will gain immortality before humans because whatever we come up with will be tested on them in a lab first.
Technically Satan is a good person because he tortures all the bad people
Stanley Kubrick envisioned robots becoming sentient in the year 2001, 20 years later robots can’t even detect a picture of a fire hydrant
Humans are more concerned with the immediately inconvenient rather than the potentially catastrophic.
NASA is the paparazzi of the real stars.
If you die while having sex with someone you love, you died doing what you love.
A condom factory and a bulletproof vest factory have exactly opposite consequences for malfunctioning machines, despite both products are used for protection.
Black sheeps of the family are usually the ones who see through the others' bullshit and toxic behaviour
Police dogs have probably sniffed more drugs than you ever will
"Professional Woodworker" could be a job title for a prostitute.
Gospel Music is a genre full of Diss tracks for satan
If there was an award for the most skeptic person, the most skeptic person might not accept the award.
The Invisible Man is blind, since light passes right through his cornea
Surrounding yourself with people who ignore you makes you feel more alone than if you were just by yourself
About 90% of people would knowingly choose an app that takes all their personal data over one that costs $10/year.
Your pet cat would probably kill you if you were 5x times smaller than it.
Your favorite songs sound better the longer you haven't listen to them.
Somewhere on planet Earth, there probably exists someone whose heart pumps in the same instance & rhythm as you.