As an adult, your calculator history would probably be more embarrassing than your browser history.
Even with all the buildings that humanity has built, earth is still the same weight because all the materials were already present on earth
National Parks are a reminder of what the country could’ve looked like if it weren’t for humans.
We find the sound of a single drop of water at night infuriating but the sound of many drops of water (rain) calming
Getting rickrolled is a good life lesson in the sense that it teaches you to not click on random links
people would rather try learning ever bit of lore an history from a fictional universe then our own history.
If water isn’t a human right, then you have no right to live, it’s a privilege
Rats will gain immortality before humans because whatever we come up with will be tested on them in a lab first.
Technically Satan is a good person because he tortures all the bad people
Stanley Kubrick envisioned robots becoming sentient in the year 2001, 20 years later robots can’t even detect a picture of a fire hydrant
Humans are more concerned with the immediately inconvenient rather than the potentially catastrophic.
If you die while having sex with someone you love, you died doing what you love.
A condom factory and a bulletproof vest factory have exactly opposite consequences for malfunctioning machines, despite both products are used for protection.
Black sheeps of the family are usually the ones who see through the others' bullshit and toxic behaviour
If there was an award for the most skeptic person, the most skeptic person might not accept the award.