Born too late to be an actual pirate, born too early to be a space pirate.
If our vision suddenly became delayed by 1 second, the world would immediately be in chaos.
Larger companies buying out smaller companies feels a lot like agar.io.
Everybody’s house has a specific smell but nobody talks about it. And the only way to smell yours is leave and come back after a while.
We have thousands of memories stored away in our brains that we don’t have access to without an external trigger to light up those old neurons.
It would make way more sense if a bachelor party was something celebrated the night before a divorce instead of the night before a wedding
If you think being gay is a choice than you are recognizing yourself as bisexual, because you admit that you are attracted to both genders and you pick which one to date.
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Parents who kick their children out when they turn 18, shouldn't be surprised if they never meet their grandchildren
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As an adult, your calculator history would probably be more embarrassing than your browser history.
Even with all the buildings that humanity has built, earth is still the same weight because all the materials were already present on earth
National Parks are a reminder of what the country could’ve looked like if it weren’t for humans.
We find the sound of a single drop of water at night infuriating but the sound of many drops of water (rain) calming
Getting rickrolled is a good life lesson in the sense that it teaches you to not click on random links
people would rather try learning ever bit of lore an history from a fictional universe then our own history.
If water isn’t a human right, then you have no right to live, it’s a privilege
Rats will gain immortality before humans because whatever we come up with will be tested on them in a lab first.
Technically Satan is a good person because he tortures all the bad people
Stanley Kubrick envisioned robots becoming sentient in the year 2001, 20 years later robots can’t even detect a picture of a fire hydrant