It’s a bloody good thing that Hogwarts is magical. Imagine having only 1 janitor for a school housing 1000+ people.
If animals would just get their shit together and figure out how to work together, we would figure out a way to tax them to death too.
A horse with a single horn in the middle of its head sounds far more realistic than a duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, egg-laying venomous aquatic creature.
We're only 10 years away from Taco Bell being the winner of the fast food wars, and needing to figure out how to use the 3 seashells
The line between ending up on NextFuckingLevel and What Could Go Wrong is terrifyingly thin
With deepfake becoming as convincing as it is, there could come a day where we may be able to choose the actors we want to see in movies
It’s kinda weird how elementary school popularity was based entirely on how fast you could run
Born too late to be an actual pirate, born too early to be a space pirate.
If our vision suddenly became delayed by 1 second, the world would immediately be in chaos.
Larger companies buying out smaller companies feels a lot like agar.io.
Everybody’s house has a specific smell but nobody talks about it. And the only way to smell yours is leave and come back after a while.
We have thousands of memories stored away in our brains that we don’t have access to without an external trigger to light up those old neurons.
It would make way more sense if a bachelor party was something celebrated the night before a divorce instead of the night before a wedding
If you think being gay is a choice than you are recognizing yourself as bisexual, because you admit that you are attracted to both genders and you pick which one to date.
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Parents who kick their children out when they turn 18, shouldn't be surprised if they never meet their grandchildren
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As an adult, your calculator history would probably be more embarrassing than your browser history.
Even with all the buildings that humanity has built, earth is still the same weight because all the materials were already present on earth
National Parks are a reminder of what the country could’ve looked like if it weren’t for humans.