Attack on Titan is a mecha anime only the mechs are made of meat.

Household ketchup bottles have see through containers, while mustard doesn’t. But in restaurants, the mustard packets are see through and ketchup isn’t.

Linkedin is inverted Tinder: young girls write to IT guys who ignore them.

There's a great marketing opportunity for "The 40 year old Virgin" in 2045, when they can re-release "The 40 Year Old Version"

Online classes are slowly becoming like an episode of Dora the Explorer. The teacher asks a question, waits like 10 seconds, then answers it themselves and moves on.

There's bound to be at least one crazy tinfoil hat conspiracy theory that's true and we'll never believe it.

Cyberpunk 2077, a game about the failures of latestage capitalism and corporatism, flopped because capitalists and corporatists pushed a product that was not finished.

People are oddly good at remembering what sections/tables of restaurants they've been seated in previously.

The human brain is too complex to be completely and accurately comprehended by the human brain.

At least One Murderer has probably seen an Unsolved Case Documentary about themselves.

Sometimes you grow up thinking your childhood was normal, before you look back to it as an adult and realise you'd never treat a child that way.

Age 15 to 30 seems like a lot longer than Age 30 to 45

Ancient people actually almost had it figured out that the four elements of fire, earth, air, and water were the fundamental building blocks of the universe. They simply misunderstood the relationship between these things as elements rather than elemental states of solid, liquid, gas and plasma

It’s a bloody good thing that Hogwarts is magical. Imagine having only 1 janitor for a school housing 1000+ people.

If animals would just get their shit together and figure out how to work together, we would figure out a way to tax them to death too.

A horse with a single horn in the middle of its head sounds far more realistic than a duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, egg-laying venomous aquatic creature.

We're only 10 years away from Taco Bell being the winner of the fast food wars, and needing to figure out how to use the 3 seashells

The line between ending up on NextFuckingLevel and What Could Go Wrong is terrifyingly thin

With deepfake becoming as convincing as it is, there could come a day where we may be able to choose the actors we want to see in movies

People are so afraid of change they’ll die defending a broken system.

It’s kinda weird how elementary school popularity was based entirely on how fast you could run