The “world least famous person” competition is impossible to win twice in a row
The fact that nothing special happens when the planets align is kind of a letdown.
The upside to owning a jeep is that you never have to wash it, because if it gets dirty you just look more legit
It's weird that everyone who dies was "a kind person adored and beloved by so many". Assholes never die apparently.
Losing a tooth as a child is exciting and financially rewarding. Losing a tooth as an adult is horrifying and expensive.
The cops and soldiers wearing the Punisher Logo are exactly the people the Punisher would hunt
British cuisine is having food from the entire world on your plate and pronouncing none of it correctly
Falling into a routine to the point that your body and mind goes on autopilot every day can be one of the most dangerous things a person can allow to happen to themselves
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The reason your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol is because wtf isn’t easy to pronounce
Eyelashes' purpose are to protect your eyes from anything getting caught in them, yet the most common thing to get caught in your eyes are eyelashes.
Starting something new and then quitting when you're not immediately good at it is generally considered a bad mindset. Except when it comes to gambling.
The difference between being a know it all and having a wealth of knowledge is how much you talk about it unsolicited.
If you solve a Rubik's Cube on another planet, it would count as a world record.
Turning your head towards someone requires an oddly specific speed. Too fast or too slow and its just weird.
Japanese people solved the "monster under the bed" problem by sleeping on the floor.
Bruce Wayne uses Batman as therapy. He never fully saves Gotham because he would lose his outlet.
The vast wasteland of television has been replaced by the infinite wasteland of the internet.