If you didn’t have childhood pictures, you wouldn’t remember what you look like as a child.

Anakin was foretold to restore the balance of the force and he technically did, since there was much less siths than Jedis

Once it becomes scientifically possible to design your own baby by selecting its genes, rich people will use the technology first (it will be expensive). Rich people will then become a new species.

Parents guilt you about "not caring about the family" when you won't accept storage-sucking heirlooms, while they're literally trying to get rid of the stuff themselves.

As a teen, driving your own car is a sign of status, as an adult, having someone drive you around is a sign of status.

A real ghost wouldn’t have any clothes because clothes don’t die

There could be someone that looks like an opposite gender version of you.

We stopped natural selection yet we wonder how it's possible that there are so many dumb people around

Your internal monologue volume is set, so no matter if you scream as loud as possible, or make the quietest whisper, in your mind they are the same.

It would blow George Washington’s mind to know how many major decisions have been made flipping his head

Wolverine could just keep giving away organs for money

If we gave people 1000 hrs of community service instead of $1000 fine it would probably be more effective at cleaning up litter.

In the Lion King all animals except insects could talk because they didn’t want you to hear the brutal screams as Timon and Pumbaa massacred the bugs

“Waiting for Marriage” is probably common only because people were getting married in their early 20s.

If you’re rich enough, the entire museum is a gift shop.

Celebrities probably never meet their best / most likable fans since such people are well adjusted and not likely to go above and beyond to meet their idols, and instead celebs have to deal with crazed "super fans" that interract neurotically and leave them with an unpleasant vibe.

If a character in a movie takes off a motorcycle helmet, there is a 99% chance it will be a woman.

The reason we think we are so funny is because we have the same sense of humor as ourselves

If sleeping a good chunk of our day wasn't a biological imperative we'd probably be expected to work 18 hours a day and be grateful for the opportunity

People spawned on earth with literally just rocks and sticks and we made Bluetooth out of that.. wack

Whenever you want to watch something specific, it’s never on any of the streaming sites you already pay for.