Prosthetic limbs are actually upgrades because the body doesn’t need to take care of them
Assuming Andy's college degree and career trajectory were average, it's likely that Sid ended up with a much bigger salary as a garbage man in the Toy Story universe.
When you’re sleepy, the walk from the sofa to your bed can wake you up more than caffeine does.
Pretty wild that you can go to the shop at 1am and buy canned electricity when your wireless mouse dies
If you didn’t have childhood pictures, you wouldn’t remember what you look like as a child.
Anakin was foretold to restore the balance of the force and he technically did, since there was much less siths than Jedis
Once it becomes scientifically possible to design your own baby by selecting its genes, rich people will use the technology first (it will be expensive). Rich people will then become a new species.
Parents guilt you about "not caring about the family" when you won't accept storage-sucking heirlooms, while they're literally trying to get rid of the stuff themselves.
As a teen, driving your own car is a sign of status, as an adult, having someone drive you around is a sign of status.
There could be someone that looks like an opposite gender version of you.
We stopped natural selection yet we wonder how it's possible that there are so many dumb people around
Your internal monologue volume is set, so no matter if you scream as loud as possible, or make the quietest whisper, in your mind they are the same.
It would blow George Washington’s mind to know how many major decisions have been made flipping his head
If we gave people 1000 hrs of community service instead of $1000 fine it would probably be more effective at cleaning up litter.
In the Lion King all animals except insects could talk because they didn’t want you to hear the brutal screams as Timon and Pumbaa massacred the bugs
“Waiting for Marriage” is probably common only because people were getting married in their early 20s.