it's extremely difficult to walk the fine line of being laid back easy-going, and being a pushover doormat. Once established, standing up for yourself is seen as a form of aggression rather than demanding basic respect.
Your tongue is terrible at giving you directions to what tooth has something stuck in it.
Unpaid internships are the corporate world version of "getting paid with exposure".
If Pennywise (IT) is defeated by simple and effortless insults, then he wouldn't last a day in high school.
Trying to guess your own password is a test of how well you know your past self
Getting shot, stabbed, etc. in the heart can technically be considered a heart attack.
If the Trojans looked their gift horse in the mouth, they would have seen the hidden Greeks
The most unbelievable thing about the HP universe is that Harry doesn't have Borderline Personality Disorder for years of childhood neglect, abuse and generally being treated like a dog
Marvel movies adding end credits scenes have conditioned us to watch through the end credits of movies so that we are able to see and appreciate the list of people who worked on it.
The incomprehensible size of the universe almost guarantees that there’s a chance of another living sentient race out there. But the terrifying scale and rate at which it expands guarantees that we will probably never meet them.
High schoolers would appreciate recess a lot more than elementary schoolers do.
You shouldn't be forced to listen to an advertisement if you already own the product or use the service
If aqua-man can’t be pierced by anything other than Atlantan steel then how the hell does he have tattoos
A minute never really feels that long until you’re doing an exercise that’s absolutely kicking your ass
Married people lay in bed and fart on each other all night while they are sleeping.
Uranus was overthrown by Kronos, his youngest son. and Kronos was overthrown by Zeus, his youngest son. So maybe Zeus never stopped having kids because you can’t be overthrown by your youngest son if there’s always another one coming.