'I have to go to work', and 'I have to go twerk' both sound almost the same, and for a stripper they might both be true.
No matter what you think of a famous person, they've never thought about you at all.
People trying to lick their elbow is the human version of dogs trying to catch their tail.
We’re not really trying to save the earth, we’re trying to keep it habitable, earth will be just fine.
One of the most validating feelings in the world is being liked by a friend's pet who "doesn't like ANYONE!"
The townspeople might have liked Belle a lot more if she hadn't constantly danced around town singing about how much she hated them
it's extremely difficult to walk the fine line of being laid back easy-going, and being a pushover doormat. Once established, standing up for yourself is seen as a form of aggression rather than demanding basic respect.
Your tongue is terrible at giving you directions to what tooth has something stuck in it.
Unpaid internships are the corporate world version of "getting paid with exposure".
If Pennywise (IT) is defeated by simple and effortless insults, then he wouldn't last a day in high school.
Trying to guess your own password is a test of how well you know your past self
Getting shot, stabbed, etc. in the heart can technically be considered a heart attack.
If the Trojans looked their gift horse in the mouth, they would have seen the hidden Greeks
The most unbelievable thing about the HP universe is that Harry doesn't have Borderline Personality Disorder for years of childhood neglect, abuse and generally being treated like a dog