In the world of kitchen baggies, being chosen to be a bag for board game pieces is probably the dream.
A hero would sacrifice you to save the planet, but a villain would sacrifice the planet to save you.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince shows the value of always buying your textbooks used.
Every culture has some sort of meat wrapped in grains. Tacos, gyros, ravioli, sushi, et cetera.
Artists throughout history had the capability to draw anime girls, but no one did until very recently in history.
There may come a day soon that your car being a manual or automatic wont refer to the transmission, but whether or not the car can drive itself.
'I have to go to work', and 'I have to go twerk' both sound almost the same, and for a stripper they might both be true.
No matter what you think of a famous person, they've never thought about you at all.
People trying to lick their elbow is the human version of dogs trying to catch their tail.
We’re not really trying to save the earth, we’re trying to keep it habitable, earth will be just fine.
One of the most validating feelings in the world is being liked by a friend's pet who "doesn't like ANYONE!"
The townspeople might have liked Belle a lot more if she hadn't constantly danced around town singing about how much she hated them
it's extremely difficult to walk the fine line of being laid back easy-going, and being a pushover doormat. Once established, standing up for yourself is seen as a form of aggression rather than demanding basic respect.
Your tongue is terrible at giving you directions to what tooth has something stuck in it.