If you stack a cake on top of another cake, there is still only one cake.
I'm not sure what's more amazing, the fact that humans have walked on the moon, or the fact that some people don't believe it.
You never really know how much fun you're having until you look back at that same moment years later
There's always a person posting "There's always a [thing] outside your room, it's just a question of how far" comments outside your room, it's just a question of how far.
People who cope with bad situations by making jokes are being comic relief for themselves
The Egyptians are lucky the pyramids are so large, because if not, the Romans or the British would surely have stolen them long ago...
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In the world of kitchen baggies, being chosen to be a bag for board game pieces is probably the dream.
A hero would sacrifice you to save the planet, but a villain would sacrifice the planet to save you.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince shows the value of always buying your textbooks used.
Every culture has some sort of meat wrapped in grains. Tacos, gyros, ravioli, sushi, et cetera.
Artists throughout history had the capability to draw anime girls, but no one did until very recently in history.
There may come a day soon that your car being a manual or automatic wont refer to the transmission, but whether or not the car can drive itself.
'I have to go to work', and 'I have to go twerk' both sound almost the same, and for a stripper they might both be true.
No matter what you think of a famous person, they've never thought about you at all.
People trying to lick their elbow is the human version of dogs trying to catch their tail.
We’re not really trying to save the earth, we’re trying to keep it habitable, earth will be just fine.