People criticise hunting as a cruel sport, yet the meat it produces comes from an animal that had a far better life than any farmed animal could.
Nowadays, less and less kids will know the joy of finding accidentally dropped paper money while being outside.
Zoom meeting wear is almost a clothing mullet, business on the top and party of the bottom.
Bill Burr probably goes by Bill because Will Burr would get oinked at when being heckled.
If you stack a cake on top of another cake, there is still only one cake.
I'm not sure what's more amazing, the fact that humans have walked on the moon, or the fact that some people don't believe it.
You never really know how much fun you're having until you look back at that same moment years later
There's always a person posting "There's always a [thing] outside your room, it's just a question of how far" comments outside your room, it's just a question of how far.
People who cope with bad situations by making jokes are being comic relief for themselves
The Egyptians are lucky the pyramids are so large, because if not, the Romans or the British would surely have stolen them long ago...
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In the world of kitchen baggies, being chosen to be a bag for board game pieces is probably the dream.
A hero would sacrifice you to save the planet, but a villain would sacrifice the planet to save you.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince shows the value of always buying your textbooks used.
Every culture has some sort of meat wrapped in grains. Tacos, gyros, ravioli, sushi, et cetera.
Artists throughout history had the capability to draw anime girls, but no one did until very recently in history.