Schools will renovate their whole gymnasium and still wont bring down the ball stuck on the ceiling since ‘06.

They need to make biodegradable nerf darts

Non-binary people don't exist in the matrix

Plants having the ability to scream would make the world a greener place.

In a way, lawyers are the modern day version of mercenaries. You hire them to fight your battles for you.

Fitting cameras on garbage trucks will probably be a good way to get weekly updated Google Street View.

A person choosing the lottery numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 is considered dumber than someone choosing 12 47 35 17 78 38 93, even though they have the same odds of winning

Money is a bit like vitamins: a whole lot doesn't guarantee excellent health but a deficit will guarantee poor health.

You can get bullied for being dumb but you can also get bullied for being smart

Deadpool could be incredibly rich if he kept selling his organs

Watering something adds water, but milking something removes milk.

Humans can view a pet as a friend or even a family member, but they discriminate or dehumanise the members of their own species over the smallest of differences.

People talk about work-life balance but expect kids to work nights and weekends.

The fact that Flo from Progressive hasn't gotten a promotion in 12 years is really starting to bug me.

For all that mars knows, its having a robot invasion.

For some babies born over the last year, as far as they can comprehend, their close family are the only people on Earth with mouths and noses.

There’s been numbers that have never been written in human history

“For all its worth” and “for all it’s worth” are both grammatically correct

Bones can survive thousands and even millions of years but humans can ruin teeth in less than one hundred years.

Wearing glasses to see better is the first step of being an upgraded cyborg.

It must be weird for a dog to hear someone on speakerphone. They can hear your voice but can’t smell you. That has to be a weird sensory miscompare for them.