There's probably a place in the universe where a constellation of stars looks like a portrait of you.
The greatest reminder of mortality is having to scroll a little further each year when filling out your date of birth online.
Because ravens can vocalise speech, like parrots can, it's plausible that Edgar Allen Poe based his story on a real raven.
The sound of trickling water can be the most relaxing or anxiety inducing depending on where you are when you hear it.
Even if humanity ended tomorrow, there’ll still be horny milfs in your area
All those "haunted house" tales where a cat stares at the wall, meows at nothing, then bolts across the room, all probably stem from people not knowing how cats act when they're bored.
Floppy disks have become immortalised as the save file icon, transcending their obsoleteness.
Basically taxes are compulsory subscription/membership to live in a country.
When a girl walks in on a guy masturbating, he's the pervert. When a guy walks in on a woman masturbating, he's still the pervert
Schools will renovate their whole gymnasium and still wont bring down the ball stuck on the ceiling since ‘06.
Plants having the ability to scream would make the world a greener place.
In a way, lawyers are the modern day version of mercenaries. You hire them to fight your battles for you.
Fitting cameras on garbage trucks will probably be a good way to get weekly updated Google Street View.
A person choosing the lottery numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 is considered dumber than someone choosing 12 47 35 17 78 38 93, even though they have the same odds of winning
Money is a bit like vitamins: a whole lot doesn't guarantee excellent health but a deficit will guarantee poor health.
You can get bullied for being dumb but you can also get bullied for being smart