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At any given moment, someone somewhere is farting.
People who sleep naked must have zero fear of a break-in.
For those of us with dogs, especially big dogs. We seriously take for granted the fact that they aren’t actually homicidal maniacs and just murder us in our sleep.
Photoshop male nipples on women's nipples to make it okay to show on TV.
The fact that AI generated faces sometimes include glasses implies that the AI thinks that glasses are an actual facial feature instead of an accessory
There's probably a place in the universe where a constellation of stars looks like a portrait of you.
The greatest reminder of mortality is having to scroll a little further each year when filling out your date of birth online.
Because ravens can vocalise speech, like parrots can, it's plausible that Edgar Allen Poe based his story on a real raven.
The sound of trickling water can be the most relaxing or anxiety inducing depending on where you are when you hear it.
Even if humanity ended tomorrow, there’ll still be horny milfs in your area
All those "haunted house" tales where a cat stares at the wall, meows at nothing, then bolts across the room, all probably stem from people not knowing how cats act when they're bored.
The tennis ball inventor made lots of dog lives so much more better
Floppy disks have become immortalised as the save file icon, transcending their obsoleteness.
Basically taxes are compulsory subscription/membership to live in a country.
When a girl walks in on a guy masturbating, he's the pervert. When a guy walks in on a woman masturbating, he's still the pervert
Schools will renovate their whole gymnasium and still wont bring down the ball stuck on the ceiling since β€˜06.
They need to make biodegradable nerf darts
Non-binary people don't exist in the matrix
Plants having the ability to scream would make the world a greener place.
In a way, lawyers are the modern day version of mercenaries. You hire them to fight your battles for you.
Fitting cameras on garbage trucks will probably be a good way to get weekly updated Google Street View.