The trees cut down to be made into Jenga blocks are forced to relieve their own death
Landlords are a lot like scalpers: buying up all the inventory and then moving it at an inflated price.
A bulletproof onesie is theoretically more effective than a bulletproof vest.
The same way we simply can't explain to a termite the scale of our planet is probably the same way a more advanced civilization can't possibly explain the scale of the universe to us. We simply don't have the hardware to comprehend.
Encouraging your cat or dog to sleep with you in your bed is the adult version of sleeping with stuffed animals
There's probably tons of talented bands that never made it because their singer was horrible
The amount of damage you do when accidentally biting the inside of your cheek shows how easily you could bite a hole all the way thru if you really wanted to
Childhood is the shortest part of our lives but has the longest lifespan in our memories.
The two richest people on Earth are trying to leave the planet not fix the planet
If a Homeless person Robs a bank, he either gets Rich or gets sent to a confined place with a roof over their head and get 2 meals a day.
If all life suddenly ceased to exist, bots would continue posting on social media.
For those of us with dogs, especially big dogs. We seriously take for granted the fact that they aren’t actually homicidal maniacs and just murder us in our sleep.
Photoshop male nipples on women's nipples to make it okay to show on TV.
The fact that AI generated faces sometimes include glasses implies that the AI thinks that glasses are an actual facial feature instead of an accessory
There's probably a place in the universe where a constellation of stars looks like a portrait of you.
The greatest reminder of mortality is having to scroll a little further each year when filling out your date of birth online.