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SpaceX will eventually lead to space sex
Someday the engineers at NASA will no longer feel the need to celebrate and cheer when we land on Mars
Millions of people share the same PTSD-like reaction when they hear the iPhone alarm clock in the wild.
Sоmе pеоplе quеstіоn thе mооn lаndіng but nоt а wоrd аbоut mаrs lаndіng whіch іs sо much еаsіеr tо fаkе tоdаy.
It's funny how it seems to be mostly uneducated people that are opposed to free education.
Academic grades are strange in that while you’re in school they are the most heavily weighted indicator of your potential but they are never considered important after your first job post-school.
Soon the Fast and Furious franchise will just be a bunch Electric Vehicles silently racing around.
As a kid, getting dizzy was something fun to do. As an adult, getting dizzy sucks.
In 1000 years or so, archeologists will probably dig through cloud servers more than they will dig through physical sites.
The early worm dies a horrible violent death and is devoured
The trees cut down to be made into Jenga blocks are forced to relieve their own death
Landlords are a lot like scalpers: buying up all the inventory and then moving it at an inflated price.
A bulletproof onesie is theoretically more effective than a bulletproof vest.
If there is coconut milk there is coconut cheese
The same way we simply can't explain to a termite the scale of our planet is probably the same way a more advanced civilization can't possibly explain the scale of the universe to us. We simply don't have the hardware to comprehend.
Encouraging your cat or dog to sleep with you in your bed is the adult version of sleeping with stuffed animals
There's probably tons of talented bands that never made it because their singer was horrible
The amount of damage you do when accidentally biting the inside of your cheek shows how easily you could bite a hole all the way thru if you really wanted to
Yoda would master the Spanish language easily.
Childhood is the shortest part of our lives but has the longest lifespan in our memories.
The two richest people on Earth are trying to leave the planet not fix the planet