Every night our own brain creates a HD virtual reality so good that it convinces itself that it is real while simultaneously directing it from behind the scenes.
Nobody thinks about how in inside out, riley has emotions of both genders, but her mom only has female genders and her dad only has male genders
Superman's clothes are the most durable clothes in the world. They have survived everything from being in the center of the sun to travelling astronomical speeds without a scratch. It might even be more durable than Superman.
Just remember: If you're ever feeling worthless, there are millions of microorganisms in your body who are depending on you to survive.
We seem to dislike fruits on pizza, despite the fact that one of the main ingredients is literally a fruit.
The more you learn about magic tricks and illusions, the less interesting they become. The more you learn about reality and science, the more interesting it becomes
the early bird gets worm: probably used inversely by the worm world to justify sleeping in till late
The higher the definition on our TVs gets, the harder Olay anti-aging creams is to sell.
Batman is a furry, he likes to dress as an animal and wants to bang a cat lady.
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Everyone talks about "their, they're and there" and "your and you're" but nobody ever talks about the major differences between "than" and "then".
You never see a snail coming up to you it’s just BAM there’s a snail and it’s really slow
The rise in rates of social anxiety disorder may be indicative of a problem not with sufferers, but with society.
There are millions of kids going to school with people who will be famous some day and they don't even know it
Accidentally dropping something and catching it before it hits the ground is the closest a lot of people will ever get to feeling like a superhero
The colours you see in your dreams are a pigment of your imagination
Pixar are criticised for Elastigirl’s unrealistic proportions, but technically she’s made of rubber, so she probably chose to have that dump truck ass regardless of realism…
People will watch an entire movie series even when the first episodes are slow just because someone told them "it gets better" - but will refuse to look at goals and life like that.
Radios are weird some wiggly photons travel across thousands of miles and then a magic yelling box can turn those wiggly photons into wiggly air molecules that go in your head and run into a funny piece of flesh paper and then your meat computer understands it.
In one generation we went from landing people on the moon with slide rules to using handheld supercomputers to order food.
If state-funded high schools taught all of their students to correctly do their taxes, it would probably wind up costing the state a lot of money.