Dads do want dogs, just not the extra responsibility of taking care of them because they know most of the burdens will be placed on them.

People's farts seem way more disgusting if you don't like the person.

Google's "I'm not a bot" captchas are images pulled from Google Streetview which were identified by machine learning bots to have traits which only humans can identify

The opposite of synchronized swimming is chaotic drowning.

There is a non-zero chance that the particles in a wall would align perfectly with the particles of your body to quantum tunnel you to the other side of the wall if you tried to walk through it.

If critical thinking was taught better at school, then students would realise how badly it was taught.

Every night our own brain creates a HD virtual reality so good that it convinces itself that it is real while simultaneously directing it from behind the scenes.

Nobody thinks about how in inside out, riley has emotions of both genders, but her mom only has female genders and her dad only has male genders

Superman's clothes are the most durable clothes in the world. They have survived everything from being in the center of the sun to travelling astronomical speeds without a scratch. It might even be more durable than Superman.

Just remember: If you're ever feeling worthless, there are millions of microorganisms in your body who are depending on you to survive.

We seem to dislike fruits on pizza, despite the fact that one of the main ingredients is literally a fruit.

The more you learn about magic tricks and illusions, the less interesting they become. The more you learn about reality and science, the more interesting it becomes

the early bird gets worm: probably used inversely by the worm world to justify sleeping in till late

The higher the definition on our TVs gets, the harder Olay anti-aging creams is to sell.

Batman is a furry, he likes to dress as an animal and wants to bang a cat lady.

Everyone talks about "their, they're and there" and "your and you're" but nobody ever talks about the major differences between "than" and "then".

You never see a snail coming up to you it’s just BAM there’s a snail and it’s really slow

The rise in rates of social anxiety disorder may be indicative of a problem not with sufferers, but with society.

There are millions of kids going to school with people who will be famous some day and they don't even know it

If/When we colonize Mars, "www." will have to be rethought.

Accidentally dropping something and catching it before it hits the ground is the closest a lot of people will ever get to feeling like a superhero